Nectar of the Gods, if the Gods Were Awesome

I know the thinking gentleman says not to mess up his scotch with mixers.
And if we are drinking something whose purchase requires more than one sawbuck, I agree. But cheap scotch and cola, that, my friends, is a cocktail.
Check it:
Make ice.
Put ice cubes in glass.
Put Dewars in glass.
Put cola (Pepsi actually works best with this bad boy) in glass.
Watch "Mad Men" and drink up.